Browsing Archive: September, 2015

UFOs and Bran Muffins (With Video Links!)...

Posted by M. H. Tardiff on Thursday, September 24, 2015,
Anyone who takes a nickle tour of my house will realize how utterly insane I am. I possess in excess of 1000 books and have read nearly every one (I haven't read Corrosion Resistance of Metals yet...so sue me). I used to have a habit of purchasing books every 30-60 days, usually a crate at a time. Borders, when there was a store called Borders, used to be kryptonite to my wallet, sucking the lettuce from that leather sandwich faster than Furious Pete downs a super burger:

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Come On Baby, Write My Fire...

Posted by M. H. Tardiff on Wednesday, September 16, 2015,
Well, it's been an interesting couple of weeks. Let's see what I've learned.

1. Gout sucks. Actually it hurts. Bad. The comedianne Carol Burnett once remarked that giving birth was like taking your bottom lip and pulling it over your head. Well, gout in your foot is like taking your big toe and touching it to the little tow on the same foot...via round the Achilles tendon. Mercifully, the pain is only bad for a couple of days. Satan can go chew on someone else's metatarsals for a change.

2. My ...
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